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dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

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May 21st 2013 at 07:41 with 34,705 notes

dear-melina-count-me-in:

mywickedway:

i hope the people who grade my essays don’t laugh at me

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

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May 21st 2013 at 07:41 with 7,819 notes
BBC, telling it how it is
chung-alexa: “Heartbreak heals, but Instagram is forever”

a-sexy-cat:

actually taking time to do your hair and making it all nice then walking outside and

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May 21st 2013 at 07:40 with 9,474 notes
fuck-what-haters-got-to-say: shwagerr: pizzastiel: i’m really sorry Can’t breathe lmao
suicideisnotanoption4u: 8-years ago, CHP Officer Kevin Briggs talked this young man out of jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge. That young man’s name is Kevin Berthia. Today he is 30 years old and married with 2 children. This week he presented Officer Briggs with an award on behalf of the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. The story of how Officer Briggs talked Kevin down is remarkable. As you can see in the picture, Kevin is literally one step away from jumping to his death. But for more than hour, the officer listened to Kevin pour his heart out about his troubles and told him, “I know you think things are bad, but they can get better.”Kevin says, “Officer Briggs never made me feel guilty for the situation I was in. He made feel like, I understand why you are here, but there are alternatives”Kevin is just one of countless lives Briggs has saved over his 23 year career.Briggs, who was promoted to Sergeant five years ago, is humble about what he does. He says, ”they make the decision, when they step back over that rail it takes a tremendous amount of courage”I salute Sergeant Briggs!Photo: The San Francisco Chronicle, John Storey
lolsofunny: staringdownhippogriffs: But it’s the discount that really sold me on the item (lol here!)

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

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May 21st 2013 at 07:39 with 171,403 notes

thegirlwhowaitedforthetardis:

grapefruitshampoo:

nerdographer:

Maybe Moriarty was trying to write ‘I <3 U’ on the apple but he messed up and was too embarrassed to ask for another one

so he killed sherlock instead

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May 21st 2013 at 07:39 with 16,226 notes

congragulation:

WHOA kids born in 13 will be turning 2000 this year

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May 21st 2013 at 07:39 with 81,346 notes

lilacid:

niggaqueef:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

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most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy

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May 20th 2013 at 22:43 with 558,204 notes