wankbankofamerica:

reasons i tend to not talk

  • people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears
  • i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago
  • people seem disinterested in what i’m saying
  • i hate my voice
  • i have something really mean to say
  • i hate you
  • i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and i feel really shitty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me

thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

khaipie:

mszombi:

Precious babies, every one.

IS NO ONE GOING TO DISCUSS THE BLUE PERSIAN?

itsajensenthing:

Do you ever start watching an episode on your laptop

and then randomly pause it

and next you know you’re on tumblr

and suddenly it’s taken you 2 hours to watch a 40 minute episode

lifehackable:

Everyone needs to see this video

lifehackable:

Everyone needs to see this video


٠•● Vintage Heaven ●•٠·˙

snooki:

why fall in love when you can fall back asleep??

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

helyon:

sixpenceee:

Mayflys are a winged insect that have a short lifespan. They mate in such a way that all of them mature in the exact same time. The will die out soon, but for the time being Wisconsin looks like something straight out of a horror movie. 

SOURCE

gays mills tho

arcticmonkeysno:

Kiss you
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arcticmonkeysno:

Kiss you

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"My Dear Americans, The film you are about to see is a biopic of my life. The events take place, not so long ago, in a proud land called Wales. Wales is next to England, a country you pretend to treat as an equal. My homeland has produced Catherine Zeta-Jones, Tom Jones and some other people. You have not yet invaded my country and for this I thank you. Submarine is an important film. Watch it with respect. Fond regards from your protagonist, Oliver Tate."

Submarine (2010)

alexachung:

Alexa Chung attends a private dinner hosted by Anya Hindmarch and mytheresa.com in London on June 10, 2014.
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alexachung:

Alexa Chung attends a private dinner hosted by Anya Hindmarch and mytheresa.com in London on June 10, 2014.