redninjakitty14-fanfictions:

hiowl:

missmania244:

eatfithappiness:

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

The turtle one

If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go

i need more of these

gallifreyanprincess:

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

YES

BEING HYDRATED LEADS TO BETTER BRAIN FUNCTION, BETTER DIGESTIVE FUNCTION WHICH CAN MEAN WEIGHT LOSS, PRETTIER SKIN, FEWER HEADACHES, MORE ENERGY, LESSENS CRAMPS, AND IT HELPS YOUR KIDNEYS CLEAN YOUR BLOOD WHICH MEANS YOU FEEL BETTER OVERALL

SO PEE AS MUCH AS YOU NEED TO MY FRIEND

blowfob:

ok tbh running a band blog takes a lot of time and energy and we are promoting them and we should get free merch

bace-jeleren:

catsandcunts:

YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

  • you have a body
  • that’s it
  • you’re beautiful
  • you win
  • congratulations 

You have potentially offended hundreds if not thousands of ghosts.

relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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willkeeptrying:

iguanal:

i hate songs that are like 75% bad but the chorus is so good that you suffer through the whole song just to hear one part like three times

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"Nobody goes through life without having their heart broken and one day you’ll wake up and it will be okay."
 Alexa Chung - IT  (via alexturnerisababe)

nyabunnys:

yukisaada:

for halloween im dressing up as a superwholock

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  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring
  • "A relationship where you can act like complete idiots together is the sweetest thing ever."
    (via hugmoi)

    meladoodle:

    jomply:

    meladoodle:

    69

    another incredible comedic piece by melanie meladoodle

    just something ive been working on, thought id test it in the tumblr waters before taking it on stage. thanks for the support