suicoone:

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

alluringhowell:

I’M LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE ONLINE OKAY I STILL KNOW YOU EXIST AND I STILL LOVE YOU I JUST AM A PIECE OF SHIT OKAY

zorilious:

athenacykes:

i still don’t?? understand luigi’s winning pose though?? he just swings down and wiggle on the spot like a caterpillar?? just what is this man doing 

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his best

crowded-of-badasses:


jennn_watson: Yesterday we went to an epic party and I ended up meeting #alexturner who smells like Johnson & Johnson

kILL ME NOW
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crowded-of-badasses:

jennn_watson: Yesterday we went to an epic party and I ended up meeting #alexturner who smells like Johnson & Johnson

kILL ME NOW

arctic-wankies:

crowded-of-badasses:

cornerstorm:

Why’d you only call me when you’re high censored part.


I cant believe this

This deserves a special place on my wall

arctic-wankies:

crowded-of-badasses:

cornerstorm:

Why’d you only call me when you’re high censored part.

I cant believe this

This deserves a special place on my wall

unretrieved:

and then satan said “here, have feelings”

eatingisfab:

"Are you kidding me?"
“No, im adulting you”

kimjimwoo:

when ur mom comes into ur room and u have to pretend that u are studying quick

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theamericankid:

Where is the “stepped on lego” or “stepped on pronged plug”?